Mere Ghar se USA Tak road banao
Man:
Mere Ghar se USA Tak road banao
God:
Mushkil hai,
kuch aur mango
Man:
Wife ko agyakari & samajhdaar banao
God:
Road single banau ya double?
Yeh Biwiya apne pati ko "A.G." kyo kehti hai ?
Yeh Biwiya apne pati ko "A.G." kyo kehti hai ?
Kyuki Biwiya sanskari hoti hai.
Bhare Bazar me "Abe Gadhe" Nahi keh sakti isliye short form rakhti hai..
GOOD NIGHT FATHER OF NONE
A couple had a fight one night.
When they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted:
“Good night mother of 3 kids”.
Wife Replied:
“Good night Father of none”
MUJHEY KYA PATA DAKU THA
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Daku Ko Buhat Mara Tum ne.
Woman:Mujhey kya Pata Daaku Tha
Me Samjhi Mere Shohar Ghar Der Se Aye Hai
Can a Women Make a Man Millionaire?
Husband: Can a Women Make a Man Millionaire?
Wife: Yes! If He is a Billionaire...! :-)
That Was the Deal.
Man to a Friend: I Gifted My Wife a Diamond Necklace and She didn't Speak to Me For a Month.
Friend: Why! That's very Foolish of Her.
Man: Well, That Was the Deal.
who is scared of a mouse
A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out!
Wife: who is scared of a mouse!
