NICE THOUGHT SMS

Agar apki ankh khubsurat hai to apko duniya acchi lagegi,

Lekin Agar Apki Zuban Khubsurat hai to aap Duniya ko achche Lagoge..

3 Beautiful Quotes

3 Beautiful Quotes:

"Deepest feeling always felt in silence"

"There is no true love without jealousy"

"A thing lost is always valued the most"

Class room is justLike

Class room is justLike a train

1st 2 benchs r RESERVED COACHS

middle 3 benchs r gnrel compartment

Last 2benchs r VIP sleeper coachs

A good Teacher Is

A good Teacher Is Just Like Short Skirt Of Saniya Mirza,!

Bcoz

They Will Not Cover d whole Syllabus

But

Cover d

Important Portions

AlwAys Listen To UR Elder's Advice

AlwAys Listen To UR Elder's Advice.... Nt Bcz They R AlwAz RIGHT
Bt Bcz They HAv More Experiences of "Being WRONG"


the best day of our life is wen we realise that our life is our own

the best day of our life is wen we realise that our life is our own &
we alone r responsible for the Quality, Success or Failure of it.

Love is invisible But can't be hidden

Sweet & Simple Thought:

.

"Love is invisible But

can't be hidden"

.

" Don't Spoil life in LOVE

But

Don't miss LOVE in life" !!

IF everyone is Happy WITH u

Nice Thought.,

IF everyone is Happy WITH u, Surely u hv

Always made

COMPROMISES in u r Life...!

REVEALING SMS

Teresa Mummy Ne

Teresa Mummy Ne 1 Khubsurat Baat Kahi Thi-
"Jo Log Kehte Hai Bina Dekhe Kisise Pyar Nahi Ho Sakta,
Unhe Kabhi Bhagwan Se Bhi PYAR Nahi Ho Sakta.."

A sentence outside the temple

A sentence outside the temple..

Why should we believe in GOD..??

B'Cz..

"THERE ARE STILL SOME QUESTIONS WHICH CANNOT BE ANSWERED BY GOOGLE.."

The most beautiful thing is

The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling.

And even more beautiful, is to know that you are the reason behind it!!

TeaR is The Silent Language Of Love

"TeaR is The Silent Language Of Love."

When The Tears Come With Reason- U Got Some Problem..

But Wen Tears Come Without Any Reason- U Miss Sum1.

Hey friend remember that

Hey friend remember that

without stupidity there can be no wisdom

& without ugliness there can be no beauty

so the world needs YOU after all

CONFIDENCE DOESNT COMES

CONFIDENCE DOESNT COMES VEN U HAVE ALL THE ANSWER. BUT IT COMES VEN U R PREPATED TO FACE ALL THE ANSWER

If u Care n love Someone

If u Care n love Someone,don't ever looSe a grip on tht perSon

Coz u never knw, the one u let go might be the one u hav waited 4 al ur life.

LIFE spent wth some1

LIFE spent wth some1 for a lifetime may be meaning less, but a few moment spent wth some1 who really cares for U is more than a life itself.

the best day of our life is wen we realise that our life is our own

the best day of our life is wen we realise that our life is our own &
we alone r responsible for the Quality, Success or Failure of it.

if people start criticising U,hurting U

if people start criticising U,hurting U,
shouting at U,dont b bothered!

coz in any game spectators make noise,

not the player. so play on

SMILE & TEARS

U know who's the best couple in the world?
"SMILE & TEARS".
Rarely seen 2gether but when they're 2gether, its 1 of the best MOMENT in our life.

PICTURE, FIGURE SMS

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This is lucky small Ganpati

Life me aap jisko bhi khush dekhna chahte ho use zarur bhejna.

good morning

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dafa 302 ke

Tehet.

Ye bhi tumari tarah sms nahi karta tha

Latka diya sale ko

Apple Do u Like it

, - .(. - . ". ." " . . . "Apple

Do u Like it..Ok.

Then First Brush ur Teeth n then Eat..

Good Morning...Have a nice day..

SMS ko "Edit" karo

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SMS ko "Edit" karo.

Aur sab 7 & 9 ko hatao.

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OTHER SMS

• Dun!ya me sirf 3 tarah kay log h khush nasib hotey

Dun!ya me sirf 3 tarah kay log h khush nasib hotey

h

1 Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta h

2 woh jinhay acha Yaar milta h

3 Wo jinhay mera sms bar bar milta

ONLY U !

Police-100 Love-143

Police-100 Love-143

Fraud-420 Devil-666

Muslim-786 Emregancy 108

And = DOSTI =" 9016922438"= -NIRMAL-

yaro ki 24hour service jab marji sms karo

SANTA-BANTA SMS

MotorCycle ke Kitne Tyers Hote Hai

Teacher:-MotorCycle ke Kitne Tyers Hote Hai?

Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre

Teacher(Gusse se):- How?

Santa:- 4 Motor k Aur 2 Cycle ke..!

Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gya

Santa:Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gya,

Banta:Fir tumne kya kaha?

Santa:Maine kaha Google pe search krlo,

mil jaye to download kr lena...

Santa ka baap

Santa ka baap UK se aya

usne pucha-teri Maa

kahan h?

Santa-wo to marr gyi

Baap-saale tune

mujhe btaya Q nhi?

Snta-Maine socha

Surprise dunga

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?

Santa: Birla cement.

Banta: Kyun?

Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai

Santa to Wife

SANTA:-je main mar gaya te tu duja viah karengi?
Wife:-nahi,Me apni bhen nal rahngi, Par je me mar gayi?
SANTA:-main ve teri bhen nal rahuga

Santa to doctor

Santa to doctor - Dr: when i sleep monkeys play football in my dream..
Dr:no problem just take this medicine before sleep.
Santa: kal se loonga aaj raat ko final hai.


Santa 2 Shopkeeper

Santa 2 Shopkeeper:Tumne Mere Naukar Se Badtamizi Ki.

Shopkeeper:Sorry Sir,Ab Se Aapka Kutta Bhi Aayega To Hum Samjhenge Ki Aap Hi Aaye Hai.

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.

Patni:Fir?

Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.

Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?

Santa:Mera BETA..

Santa sitting on road

Santa sitting on road, Banta ask y r u wasting time?

Santa: I m taking revenge.

Banta: How?

Santa: Waqt ne muje barbad kiya he, Ab me waqt barbad kar raha hu.

Santa angoor bech raha tha

Santa angoor bech raha tha

magar keh rha tha aalu le lo aalu

Banta ne kaha yeh to angoor hai

Santa- Chup ho jao wrna makhiya aa jayegi..!

Santa: Mere Pass gaddi, bangla Paisa hai- tere pass Kya hai

Santa: Mere Pass gaddi, bangla Paisa hai- tere pass Kya hai

Banta:- Mere Pass b gaddi, bangla Paisa hai

Santa- Oye Teri ki Fir apni Maa Kis k pass he


Santa-Tu janta he mere dada Itne shaktishali the

Santa-Tu janta he mere dada Itne shaktishali the

Wo Ek Din 10 fit ucchai se necche gir Gye.

Banta-Fir Kya Huwa

Santa-Mar Gaye Aur Kya..

INSPIRATION SMS

Never walk away from true friends

Never walk away from true friends, even when you see some faults.
Realize that nobody is perfect. Its the affection that matters, not the perfection.

A negative thinker see a difficulty

A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,

.

A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,

wish u an optimistic life.!

RIchness is Not Earning More

"RIchness is Not Earning More..

Spending more..Or

Saving more..

Richness is When U Need 'NO MORE'

Treat every1 equaly

Treat every1 equaly;Never giv a spl place 4anyone;Cos its easy 2giv tat place bt it hurts whn tat person doesnt realise d value of tht place....


If u desire 2 blossom

"If u desire 2 blossom like a rose in d garden,

first u hv 2 learn d art of adjusting with d thorns

Kabhi khushi ki asha

Kabhi khushi ki asha,

kabhi gam ki nirasha,

kabhi hakiqat ki dhoop,

kabhi sapno ki chanv,

kuch khokar pane ki aasha

shayad yahi he jindgi ki paribhasa!

TRY is a small word

TRY is a small word that can make a big difference...
If we TRY, we only RISK FAILURE,
but if we dont even TRY then We'll ENSURE FAILURE...!

Real problem is jst d big gap

Real problem is jst d big gap between Expectations nd Reality.
Either Expect less nd Accept d Reality OR Expect a lot nd Turn it into a Reality.

CONFIDENCE DOESNT COMES

CONFIDENCE DOESNT COMES WHEN U HAVE ALL THE ANSWER.
BUT IT COMES WHEN U R PREPATED TO FACE ALL THE ANSWER

the best day of our life is wen we realise that our life is our own

the best day of our life is wen we realise that our life is our own &
we alone r responsible for the Quality, Success or Failure of it.

if people start criticising U,hurting U

if people start criticising U,hurting U,
shouting at U,dont b bothered!

coz in any game spectators make noise,

not the player. so play on

missing u

valuing

sumone

isnt merely by

c ing ech othr evrydy

wat counts is tht smhw in our busy lives v rembr 2 say tk cr dear frend ,

missing u

SMILE & TEARS

U know who's the best couple in the world?
"SMILE & TEARS".
Rarely seen 2gether but when they're 2gether, its 1 of the best MOMENT in our life.

there is only one difference btwn a dream & an aim

"there is only one difference btwn a dream & an aim.

a dream needs sound sleep,

whereas an aim requires sleepless efforts to achieve"

Every bad situation will have something positive

Every bad situation will have something positive.

Even a stopped clock shows correct time twice a day.

Think of this & lead a happy life..

QUESTIONARY SMS

Ap mere nam me se koi alphnbet chose kro. Dekhte hai ap mere bare me kya sochte ho.

spelling of my name is ________.

who made u smile

B honest n send this 2 evry1 who made u smile this year n see hw many come back...!

Thnx 4 makin me smile... :-)

Today is fact say day

Today is fact say day,so let me know,
what quality do you like in me most?Reply is must

RAKSHABANDAN pe ladki chhedne pe

RAKSHABANDAN pe ladki chhedne pe BHAI banati he,

To fir KARVACHAUTH pe chhedne pe PATI Q nhi

Q.?

Q.?

Q.?

Is SMS ko AAG ki tarha feilao

Hame 'INSAF' Chahiye.

A sentence outside the temple

A sentence outside the temple..

Why should we believe in GOD..??

B'Cz..

"THERE ARE STILL SOME QUESTIONS WHICH CANNOT BE ANSWERED BY GOOGLE.."

Bikhre Risto ko koi roop dedo

Bikhre Risto ko koi roop dedo

Khilte Fulo ko thodi dhoop dedo

Apki yad ayi he to sms kiya hamne

Aap b hamari yaad aane ka Koi saboot dedo

Isme Se Kisi Ek Number Ko Pasand Karke Muze SMS Kijiye

123

234

345

456

567

678

789

890

012

Isme Se Kisi Ek Number Ko Pasand Karke Muze SMS Kijiye, Mai Bataungi Aapki Shadi Kiske Sath Hogi.. Reply Fast...

Answer

123- Classmate

234- Padosi

345- Lover

456- Relative

567- Friend

678- One Who Love U

789- Father's Choice

890- Mother's Choice

012- Not Marry.

Agr life me kabhi hum contact me na rahe

Agr life me kabhi hum contact me na rahe
ya alag ho jaye to what will b the 1st thing jo meri yaad dilaegi aapko..?
I need ur rply. No excuses.

Hurry up. Fill in d blanks wit "ha" or "nahi"

Hurry up. Fill in d blanks wit "ha" or "nahi"

1.___ main insan nahi hu.

2.___main hi bewakuf hu.

3.___mera koi ilaaj nahi.

4.___mai pagal hi hu.

Life is like a Railway Station

Life is like a Railway Station,Love is d Train,
it may come & go anytime.

But FRNDSHIP is d Railway Enquiry Counter,

which alwaz says-"May I Help U?''

If Cheese is great with Pizza

If Cheese is great with Pizza,SRK with Kajol,
Hrithik with Dance,A.Bachan with KBC,
Then "Nirmal" with ____? Reply is Must..Waiting..

Wt is my +point?

Wt is my +point?

A) smile.

B) look.

C) dress.

D) language.

E) voice.

F) eyes.

G) silence.

I) style.

Send 2al ur friends & C the result. 1'st rp me.

SPIRITUAL SMS

• Radha ji Boli shree Krishna se

Radha ji Boli shree Krishna se..

Is shart pe khelungi piya pyar ki baazi..

Jeetu to tujhe paau..

Haru to Piya teri ho jau...

Hw swt na..??

Hapy janmashtami

JAY HANUMAN

World agar bina GIRLS k ho jae to kya hoga

Galiyan sunsan

College viraan

Duniya pareshan

Tanha Insaan

Na Jaanu

Na Jaan

Har taraf bas

"JAI HANUMAN".

"JAI MATA DI"

"JAI MATA DI" Ye Jaikara vaishnodevi se chala hai.ese 19 logo ko bhejo,
9 din me life me kuch lucky hoga, Nahi bheja to galat hoga. Plz I request u, its provd.

Knowingly or unknowingly if i hurt

Knowingly or unknowingly if i hurt u in any ways by my action,my talk or my thought, i heartly ask for your forgiveness,"MICHHAMI DUKKDAM"

LOVE, ROMANTIC HINDI SMS

Mat dekho koi insan Gunehgar kitna he,

ye Dekho aapke sath vafadar kitna he,

ye mat socho isse kitno ko nafrt he,

ye Dekho use aapse Pyar kitna he. @@@

KhudaSe Koi BatAnjan Nhi Hoti

Insan Ki Bandgi Beiman NhiHoti

Kabhi To Manga Hoga hamne 1 Pyara Sa rishta

Wrna U Hi Apki Humse Pehchan N hoti.

happy means

H

a

p

p

y

H

a

p

p

y

Dont get confused.

Are baba

H

A

P

P

Y

MEANS

H:Hai koi

a:Aapko

p:pal

p:pal

y:yaad

Karne vala

Tumne na suni dhadkan hamari

Tumne na suni dhadkan hamari,
par humne mehsus ki sanse tumhari.
Itne dur hokar bhi paas ho dil k,
shayad yehi hai 'MOHBBAT' hamari..


Rasmo-Rivazon Ki Jo Parwa Karte Hai

Rasmo-Rivazon Ki Jo Parwa Karte Hai

PYAR Me Wo Log Gunah Karte Hai,

ISHQ To Wo Junun Hai

Jisme Diwane Apni Khushi Se Khud Ko FANAA Karte Hai

Dil Ki Aawaj Ko Izhaar Kehte Hai

Dil Ki Aawaj Ko Izhaar Kehte Hai,

Jhuki Nigaho Ko Ikraar Kehte Hai,

Sirf'Jatane'Ka Naam Ishq Nahi,

Kisi Ki Yaado Me Jeene Ko Bhi Pyar Kahate Hai

Fasane se na fase Aisi Koi Ladki nahi

Fasane se na fase Aisi Koi Ladki nahi

fasane Se na fase Aisi Koi ladki nahi

agar Fir b na fase to is duniya me

ladkiyo ki koi Kami nahi

Pyarki wo hasin tasvir kaha se lawu

Pyarki wo hasin tasvir kaha se lawu

Teri dosti se achi takdir kahaSe lawu

Har janam me mile sath tera

Tuhi bata hath me wo lakir kahaSe lawu

Mere khwabo me wo TIR chala k chali gai

Mere khwabo me wo TIR chala k chali gai

Mai soya tha jaga k chali gai

Maine pucha chand nikalta hai kaise

To chehreSe julfe hata k chali gai

Tera intzar had se jyada

Tera intzar had se jyada,
teri yad sabse jyada, t
erI jarurat dhadkan se jyada, terI kimat jivan jyada,
tera ehases khuda se jyada, tuj par yakin rabse jyada

'LAHERE' Aati He Palat Jati He

'LAHERE' Aati He Palat Jati He,

Aapaki Yaad Aati He Dil Me Simat Jati He,

Fark To Sirf Itna He,

'LAHERE' Bewaqt Aati He Aapki YAAD Har Waqt Aati He..!

Usne Kaha Me Kaha Hu

Usne Kaha Me Kaha Hu?

Mene Kaha Tu Meri SansoMe,DilMe,KhyaloMe,NasNasMe,BatoMe He

Usne Kaha Me Kaha Nhi Hu?

Mene Kaha

MERI KISMAT ME

Apne dil ki baat unse keh nahi sakte

Apne dil ki baat unse keh nahi sakte,

bin kahe bhi ji nahi sakte,

e khuda aisi taqdir bana,woh humse khud aakar kahe

hum aapke bina rahe nahi sakte.

Lahero ko pyar tha kinaro se

Lahero ko pyar tha kinaro se,

par uski shaadi ho gai SAGAR se,

kinaro ki PREET lahero ko khinch lati hai,

par badnaam na ho mahobbat, is liye wo laut jaati hai.

Jinki yaad tumhe khushi k lamho me aye

Jinki yaad tumhe khushi k lamho me aye

samjhna ki tum unhe pyar karte ho,

aur jinki yaad gum k lamho me aye samjho ki

vo tumse pyaar karte hai.

FRIENDSHIP HINDI SMS

Yado ko teri hum salaam karte hai,

Saat janam bhi tum par nisar karte hai,

Fursat mile to kuch likh bhejna,

Ek tere hi paigam ka to intezar karte he...

Zindgi Udas Hone Ka Naam Nahi

Dosti Sirf Paas Hone Ka Naam Nahi,

Aap Door Reh kar Bhi Hume Yaad Rakho

Is Se Bada Humare Liye Koi INAM Nahi..

Pal pal dost ki yaad aati rahegi,
har pal jaan jaati rahegi,
jab tak ye saanse chalti rahegi,
Har saans teri dosti nibhati rahegi.


DIL Me Ho Pyar Jb Kisi K Liye

To Us DOST Ko Bhul Se Bhi Na Rulana...

Q k DOST Ko Rulane Wala 1Din Khud

Usi DOST K Liye Rota Hai..

Yu Zindagi me Ajib se Mod Ayenge,

Kbi KhusHi to Kbi Gam Layenge,

Rakhna Hamesha KhyaL Khud Ka Qki

Aap HaSenge to Hm B Muskuraynge.

KhudaSe Koi BatAnjan Nhi Hoti

Insan Ki Bandgi Beiman NhiHoti

Kabhi To Manga Hoga hamne 1 Pyara Sa rishta

Wrna U Hi Apki Humse Pehchan N hoti.

UMEED KI KASTI KO KOY DUBA NAI SKTA

roshni k diye ko koi bujha nai skta

HMHARI DOSTI TO TAJMAHEL KI TARAH H

jise koi dusra dubara bna nahi skta

MITRATA evi karo jema SHABDO ocha Ne SAMAJ Vadhare hoy.
VIVAAD ocha SNEH Vadhare hoy.
SWARTH ocha. VISHVAS Vadhare hoy ane
PURAAVA ocha ne PREM Vadhare hoy....


Ye dosto ki mehfil,

ye rato ko jagna,

Galiyan sunke hsna,

phir juta leke pi6e bhagna,

Bhabhi kehke dost ki grlfrnd ko chidana,

Ek samose me 10 tukde batna,

Senty hoke dusre ka dimag chatna,

Dosto se pitna phr bhi muskurana,

Kharch na krne k liye paise chhupana,

Fir b dosto k bich pocket money udana,

ye sb 1 din kho jayga,

Jevan shayad tanha ho jaega,

Miss u all !

Har Kisi Ko Hum Nahi Aajmaate

Har Kisi Ko Hum Nahi Satate

Satate Hain Sirf DiL Me Rehne WaLo Ko

Gairon Ki Taraf To Hum Nazar Bhi Nahi Uthate.Jignesh chauhan

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,.

Usse chahna ek bhool hai..

Jo unki soch mein gul hai...

Samjho uski "BACK" ke chances full hain

happy means

H

a

p

p

y

H

a

p

p

y

Dont get confused.

Are baba

H

A

P

P

Y

MEANS

H:Hai koi

a:Aapko

p:pal

p:pal

y:yaad

Karne vala

Ajnabi Rishto Ka Naam He Dosti

Ajnabi Rishto Ka Naam He Dosti,
Har Gum Ki Dawa He Dosti,
Dost Bichad Jaye To Rota He Dil,
Magar Dosti Tut Jaye To Roti He Apni Zindagi.....

Aapki Sanso Se Hai Rista Hamara

Aapki Sanso Se Hai Rista Hamara,
Aapki Dhadkan se Hai Nata Hamara,
Kar bi Naa Bhul Jana Kabhi Hame,
Kyoki Aapki DOSTI se Hai JIVAN Hamara.


kyu tere aanchal ko chhod du

kyu tere aanchal ko chhod du

zara iss aanchal me mujhe lipat jaane de

khuda ke liye ek baar mom ban ja

meri chahat ko usme pighal jaane de

Ek friend kaheta hai

Ek friend kaheta hai.'I will be with u in all ur troubles'
lekin ek best friend kaheta hai.'u will never have trouble when i am with u'

Khwbo K Bina Duniya ki Khwaish N Krna

Khwbo K Bina Duniya ki Khwaish N Krna

Dost K Bina Jine Ki DUA N Krna

Jo Apse Juda hokr Mil Na Sake

Unse Dur Jane Ki Koshis mat karna

agar itani pyari soch tumhari na hoti

agar itani pyari soch tumhari na hoti

mulakat yu tumse hamari na hoti

tadapte rehte sachhe dost ke liye

agar dosti tumse hamari na hoti

sachche dost ki ek nishaani

sachche dost ki ek nishaani--

"wo aapki aankho me us waqt dard dekh leta hai...

jab duniya aapse keh rahi hoti hai ki..

yaar tum bahut muskurate ho.

DOSTI Shabd nahi jo mit jae

DOSTI Shabd nahi jo mit jae, Umar nahi jo dhal jae,

Safar nahi jo mukam paye,Ye woh ehsaas he

jiske liye agar jiya jaye to Zindgi kam pad jae..

Har kali tumse khusbu udhar mange

Har kali tumse khusbu udhar mange

Aaftab tumse nur udhar mange

Rub kare tu DOSTI aaese nibhaye ki log

mujse teri DOSTI udhar mange.

Dosti ki dasta jab waqt sunaye ga

Dosti ki dasta jab waqt sunaye ga.

Tumko bhi ek chahera yad aayega.

Bhul jaoge duniya ke sare gum.

Jab Hamare sath baat kiya Hua Har ek waqt yad ayega

Tum dosti Ka wo dag ho jise hum

Tum dosti Ka wo dag ho jise hum

Tide se dho nahi sakte,

Rin se saf nahi kar sakte,

Surfexel se mita nahi sakte,Qki kuchh dag ache hote hai.

Kahi ankahi bato ki ada he DOSTI

Kahi ankahi bato ki ada he DOSTI,

Har gam ki sirf 1 dava he DOSTI,

Sirf kami he mehsus karne waloki,

Mehsus karo to zami pe jannat he DOSTI.

LOVE, ROMANTIC ENGLISH SMS

Love is a DEBIT CARD

Love is a DEBIT CARD

Life is a CREDIT CARD

Wife is a VISA CARD

Lover is a ATM CARD

BUT FRIENDSHIP IS A GOLD CARD.

Keep if safe......!

L=0=V=E

¤L=0=V=E¤

L=Loss Of Money

O=Out Of Mind

V=Vaste Of Time

E=End Of Life.

So Don't Love !

Keepng some1 in our heart

"Keepng some1 in our heart is very easy

But,2 be in someone's heart is very difficult

So "RESPECT" d Heart which "CARES" U

Even though guys buy

Real fact:

Even though guys buy 220cc pulsar or 350cc royal enfield..

it is used only to follow 80cc scooty pep..!!

Roads have speed limits

Roads have speed limits

Banks have money limits

Exams have Time limits

Buildings have height limits

But love doesn't have any limit untill she vomits.....

U Look Like My Wife

Boy:U Look

Like My

Wife

Girl: Oh, Whts ur wife's name?

Boy: I m not yet married !

Moral: Learn new methods to propose.

Diffrance b/w love & crush

Diffrance b/w

love & crush..

Wen u like a person & u knw y u like her...its crush...

Bt

wen u like a persn & u dnt knw why... Thats LOVE.....

Words of Lover Boy

Words of Lover Boy:

My eyes know that

i m not perfect match 4 him.

But

my heart has no eyes or ears,

So it's been beating 4 her..

Imagine a running race

Imagine a running race between Love & Friendship who will win?
Ans-none,U knw y? Bcoz friendship always compromises & love always sacrifices.

Where was 'LOVE' Born.?

Where was 'LOVE' Born.?

Guess

Simple

In China..Because It has

NO Warranty and

No Guarantee.!!.

Chale to chand tak

nahi to sham tak...

If u Care n love Someone

If u Care n love Someone,don't ever looSe a grip on tht perSon

Coz u never knw, the one u let go might be the one u hav waited 4 al ur life.

LIFE spent wth some1

LIFE spent wth some1 for a lifetime may be meaning less, but a few moment spent wth some1 who really cares for U is more than a life itself.

if evry1 4get u,i'm wth U

if evry1 4get u,i'm wth U

if evry1 let u dwn,i'm wth U

if evry1 betray u,i'm still wth U

bt if evry1 lyks U,sorry i'm wth dem

bcoz

U

r so sweet

Love is invisible But can't be hidden

Sweet & Simple Thought:

.

"Love is invisible But

can't be hidden"

.

" Don't Spoil life in LOVE

But

Don't miss LOVE in life" !!

Some people in life are a part of u

Some people in life are a part of u
& even when u let them go, u never lose them
coz u find d memories of time spent together still living in u.

I wil leave Sumthng 4u

I wil leave Sumthng 4u wen i wil leave dis world,,,,

Few memories in ur HEART,

Few tears in ur EYES,

My Name on ur LIPS n my absence in ur Lyf..!!

Sweet & Simple Thought

Sweet & Simple Thought:

.

"LOVEISINVISIBLEBUTCAN'TBEHIDDEN"

.

"DON'TSPOILLIFEINLOVEBUTDON'TMISSLOVEINLIFE" !!

GUJARATI SHAYARY SMS

Lakhi lejo hatheli ma naam maru

Lakhi lejo hatheli ma naam maru,
sneh na sagar ma 6e naam maru,
kok VAR to taras lagse tamne,
hatheli thi pani pita yaad avse naam maru.

Nayno ne jukavi ekrar thae jay 6

Nayno ne jukavi ekrar thae jay 6,
papan na palkare pan pyar thae jay 6,
avu nathi hamesa bdhu jibhj bole 6,
Nayno thi Nayno no ezhar thae jay 6.

Samay pan ajib parixa kare chhe

Samay pan ajib parixa kare chhe
Ek ne dard aapi-Bija ni raxa kare chhe,
Aa Hraday ni jid to juvo Mitra,
Jindgi ma je nathi malvanu teni j pratixa kare chhe.

Na Karo anuman mane kon game 6e

Na Karo anuman mane kon game 6e,

Hotho par mara konu naam rame 6e,

A tu j 6e dost jeni dosti amne gami

Baki aathamti sandhyaye suraj pan mari aagad name 6e.

ugta ful ne joi avi tamari yad

ugta ful ne joi avi tamari yad
lo hava ma moklu 6u mitho sad.
na mahechha kashi na friyad
bas varsto rakh jo aa sneha no varsad.

Jivan ni sanj ane savar vechi 6

Jivan ni sanj ane savar vechi 6,

jigar nu drd ane dil ni pukar vechi 6,

kem kahu koi ne k,

1 anjan grahak ne me dil jevi vastu udhar vechi 6

Samay Sathe Badhu j Vahi Jase

Samay Sathe Badhu j Vahi Jase,

Matra Prem Bhari Yaado Rahi Jase,

Hotho Par Na Lavo To Kai Nahi,

Pan Dil Ma to aa NIRMAL Jarur Rahi Jase.!!

Phul banine hasvu e zindagi 6

Phul banine hasvu e zindagi 6.

Hasi ne dukh bhulvu e zindagi 6.

Dil jiti ne koi khush thay to shu thayu?

Dil hari ne khush thavu e zindagi 6

Prem ma sachi maza to tyare aave

Prem ma sachi maza to tyare aave,

Malva na vachan aape te 6atay malva na aave,

Kyarek risai jau hu ena thi,

Ane e Gulab aapi mane manave,

Aankhoma eni khovai jau hu,

Ane te dhimethi mara dil ni najik aave,

Fulo vacche mahekta ena haasy ne hu jou, ane haasy enu kadhach fulo ne pan sharmave,

Adao ni ena vakhan karto rahu hu,

Ane loko mane 'shayar' kahi ne bolave,

Shu prem ma aava divso na aave,

K saval uthe mara hriday ma ane jawab ena nayan ma ave ??

FRIENDSHIP ENGLISH SMS

I wil leave Sumthng 4u wen i wil leave dis world,,,,

Few memories in ur HEART,

Few tears in ur EYES,

My Name on ur LIPS n my absence in ur Lyf..!!

Love is a DEBIT CARD

Love is a DEBIT CARD

Life is a CREDIT CARD

Wife is a VISA CARD

Lover is a ATM CARD

BUT FRIENDSHIP IS A GOLD CARD.

Keep if safe......!

The world's most happiest friends

The world's most happiest friends never have the same characters,

they just have the best understanding of their differences...

Whn U win

Whn U win,

I will proudly tell the world Hey!

That's my friend

But whn U lose,

I Will sit by Ur side, hold Ur hand and say, hey I m Ur frnd

Imagine a running race

Imagine a running race between Love & Friendship who will win?
Ans-none,U knw y? Bcoz friendship always compromises & love always sacrifices.


Hey friend remember that

Hey friend remember that

without stupidity there can be no wisdom

& without ugliness there can be no beauty

so the world needs YOU after all

LIFE spent wth some1

LIFE spent wth some1 for a lifetime may be meaning less, but a few moment spent wth some1 who really cares for U is more than a life itself.

if evry1 4get u,i'm wth U

if evry1 4get u,i'm wth U

if evry1 let u dwn,i'm wth U

if evry1 betray u,i'm still wth U

bt if evry1 lyks U,sorry i'm wth dem

bcoz

U

r so sweet

Love is invisible But can't be hidden

Sweet & Simple Thought:

.

"Love is invisible But

can't be hidden"

.

" Don't Spoil life in LOVE

But

Don't miss LOVE in life" !!

Frdshp is lyk an investment

Frdshp is lyk an investment,
it gvs SECURITY, HAPINES,TRUST,LOVE & CARE!!

thnx for desopiting al this to me,witout askng for any guarantee

Life is like a Railway Station

Life is like a Railway Station,Love is d Train,
it may come & go anytime.

But FRNDSHIP is d Railway Enquiry Counter,

which alwaz says-"May I Help U?''

Sit with me when i am angry

Sit with me when i am angry,
Talk to me when i am sad,
Cry for me when i am dead,
But, Don't forget me when i am alive..

Some people in life are a part of u

Some people in life are a part of u
& even when u let them go, u never lose them
coz u find d memories of time spent together still living in u.

Just Smile n chill my Friend

It's so common hearing

how r u?

wat r u doin?

Hw was ur day?

any plans?

so Let me ask u sumthng diffrent

Did u smile today?

Jst Smile n chill my Friend.

If sum1 did ask me wat i meant by life

If sum1 did ask me wat i meant by life:

I wud sit next to my frnds,

Pull them close togethr,

Put my arms around dem & say ProudlyThese IDIOTS are my Life..

Sweet roses r easy 2 catch

Sweet roses r easy 2 catch,

Sweet words r easy to speak, but,

Sweet frndz r hard 2 get, but,

My good luck, I got ur cute frndship...

GOOD MORNING SMS

good morning

G !""\ /""!

U ! !\/! ORNING

D !__! !__!!""! !""!! >-<>

Apple Do u Like it

, - .(. - . ". ." " . . . "Apple

Do u Like it..Ok.

Then First Brush ur Teeth n then Eat..

Good Morning..

Aapko suchit kiya jata hai

Aapko suchit kiya jata hai ke aapne sone ki limit cross karli hai.Isliye isse pehle ke aapko laat maar kar uthaaya jaye.Plz apne aap uth jaayiye.

GdmG.

Bade arman se banvaya hai

Bade arman se banvaya hai,
bahut dur se mangvaya hai,
zara bahar ake dekho apko
GOOD MORNING kahne suraj bhijvaya hai...

New morning+new aim+new achievement+

New morning+new aim+new achievement+
ur dedication+commitment=success...
Just do it and win it GUD morning

Bade arman se banvaya hai

Bade arman se banvaya hai,
bahut dur se mangvaya hai,
zara bahar ake dekho apko
GOOD MORNING kahne suraj bhijvaya hai...

Sun is waiting to see ur face

Sun is waiting to see ur face.
Trees are waiting to give u fresh air.
Hot coffee is waiting to taste ur lips.
I am waiting to see ur beautiful face and say GM.

THE SUN HAS

The sun has once brought bright to earth lazy bone. its time 2 wake up GOOD MORING.

A Morning is

A Morning is a wonderful blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Gud Morning...

HINDI SMS

HUM bhi smart hai

HUM bhi smart hai

Aap bhi smart ho

Mein bhi gud looking hun

Aap bhi gud looking hai

Bus 1 chota sa fark hai me dil se saf hun aur aap dimag se

Ye ek jadu he

Ye ek jadu he.

agar tum 10 bar button dabaoge to sweet ban jaoge.

BUDDHU ! Tumhe koi jadu ki jarurat nahi he.

U R ALREADY SO...SWEET.

aap jab apne room me akele bed pe lete hue

aap jab apne room me akele bed pe lete hue

M.O.B.I.L.E

pe baate kar rhe honge to me aapke karib aake pyar se kahunga

BEWAKUF WALK WEN U TALK.

Kabhi khud ko call Laga k dekho

Kabhi khud ko call Laga k dekho

Engage tone MiLeGa

Duniya se MiLnE mE sab mAst hE

Khud sE miLnE ki Saari LinE vyast hE.

ENGLISH SMS

Treat every1 equaly

Treat every1 equaly;Never giv a spl place 4anyone;Cos its easy 2giv tat place
bt it hurts whn tat person doesnt realise d value of tht place....

Art of living

Living in the favorable & unfavorable situation is called Part of living.But, smiling in all those situations is called Art of living

dreams visit us

dreams visit us when we are asleep. But commitment wakes us up each day and give us every chance to make our DREAMS come true. !

100 words of a true Frnd can nvr gve u pain

A Philospher sys

"100 words of a true Frnd can nvr gve u pain,

But a Tru Frnd"s Silence can give 100 tears in Heart".

SOMETIMEPEOPLE

Remember "SOMETIMEPEOPLEDIEINYOUNGERAGEBECAUSEGODLOVESTHEMSOMUCH...

YOU'RESTILLONEARTHBECAUSEHEREISSOMEONEWHOLOVESYOUMORETHANGOD."

Sweet & Simple Thought

Sweet & Simple Thought:

.

"LOVEISINVISIBLEBUTCAN'TBEHIDDEN"

.

"DON'TSPOILLIFEINLOVEBUTDON'TMISSLOVEINLIFE" !!

GUJARATI SMS

3 vastu no kyarey bharoso na karvo

3 vastu no kyarey bharoso na karvo.

Aansu...!

Saasu...!!

Ane

Chomaasu...!!!

Kyare varsi pade kai kahevay nahi...

HaPpY MoNsOoN..

Prem ma sachi maza to tyare aave

Prem ma sachi maza to tyare aave,

Malva na vachan aape te 6atay malva na aave,

Kyarek risai jau hu ena thi,

Ane e Gulab aapi mane manave,

Aankhoma eni khovai jau hu,

Ane te dhimethi mara dil ni najik aave,

Fulo vacche mahekta ena haasy ne hu jou, ane haasy enu kadhach fulo ne pan sharmave,

Adao ni ena vakhan karto rahu hu,

Ane loko mane 'shayar' kahi ne bolave,

Shu prem ma aava divso na aave,

K saval uthe mara hriday ma ane jawab ena nayan ma ave ??

JOTA J KOI GAMI JAY TO SHU KARVU

JOTA J KOI GAMI JAY TO SHU KARVU,

PAN TENE PASAND KARI JAY KOI BIJO TO SHU KARVU,

AAM TO BADHI RAMAT MA KABIL 6IYE,

PAN KOI ZINDAGI SATHE RAMI JAY TO SHU KARVU

MISS U SMS

I Miss U

Aaj 30 october MISS YOU Day

Ye sMs apne sweet friends ko send karo

muje b karna agr main hu to.!

Agar 6 sMs aapko wapis aae to U r SO Loving Person

missing u

valuing

sumone

isnt merely by

c ing ech othr evrydy

wat counts is tht smhw in our busy lives v rembr 2 say tk cr dear frend ,

missing u

SMS ko "Edit" karo

9 .¤7"9"7¤.7¤"7"9¤. 7

97¤ I7 M7I9S7S 7¤9

79 "7¤7.9 9U7 9.¤7"

9 9"7¤7.7¤9"7

SMS ko "Edit" karo.

Aur sab 7 & 9 ko hatao.Plz rep dena acha lage to

I MISS U

Aapse milne ka mann kar raha hai,

mann ko samjaya to dil tadap raha hai,

dil ko bataya to aankhe ro padi,

unhe chup karaya to saanse bol padi "I Miss You"

FUNNY, COMEDY SMS

MORNING is GOD's way

MORNING is GOD's way of Saying:FOR 1 MORE TIME LIVE LIFE!

MAKE A DIFFERENCE!

TOUCH 1 HEART!

ENCOURAGE 1 MIND!

INSPIRE 1 SOUL!

Good Morning

Ur Time is Over

Yamraj=Ur Time is Over

Katrina=Kya koi Rasta Hai Bachne ka?

Yam=Ha!

SMS Padhne wale ko KISS Karo..

Katrina=Oh Shit!

Fir to Mujhe Utha Hi Lo..

Inbox ki gawahi

Inbox ki gawahi or bayano ko madde nazar rakhte hue.

MSG padh rahe MUJRIM par sacha dost hone ka jurm sabit hota hai.

O F ki dafa 143 ke tehat mujrim k

James Bond Had

James Bond Had A Gujarati Sister How Does She Introduces Herself?

How?

How?

Dont Know...

She Says:

I Am Bon, James Ni Bon...!!!

Apne Nurse bahut Achhi

PATIENT: Apne Nurse bahut Achhi rkhi h,

Uska Hath lagte hi Mai Thik ho gya

DOCTOR: Janta hu, Thappad ki Awaaz Mujhe b Sunai di.

Why are American names

Why are American names like Jackson, Wilson, Markson,
Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davison, Jemson?

So that mom can remember who is whose son

PAPAD' aur 'THAPPAD

'PAPAD' aur 'THAPPAD'

mein kya fark hai?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

zyada socho mat

KHAKE DEKHO

KhudaNe chotaSa dil diya

KhudaNe chotaSa dil diya

Dilme yad rhne k lye 1dost dya

Lekin kismtNe esa khel khela

K dostNe chillar bachane k lye smsKarna chhodDiya

Class room is justLike

Class room is justLike a train

1st 2 benchs r RESERVED COACHS

middle 3 benchs r gnrel compartment

Last 2benchs r VIP sleeper coachs

dafa 302 ke Tehet.

|----!- | '.o | /|\ Fasi | J L

=========

dafa 302 ke

Tehet.

Ye bhi tumari tarah sms nahi karta tha

Latka diya sale ko

After almost 30 years

After almost 30 years amitabh can finally answer shashi kapoor.."
Agar tumhare paas MAA hai toh mere paas 'PAA' hai...

Lion came across

Lion came across a pig n said, 'I roar n d jungle fears"

Pig replies: Now a days 'I sneeze n d world fears".

How things change with times.

Hw old r u

Rat: Hw old r u?

Elephant:15yrs

Rat:But u luk big

Elpht:I'm a COMPLAN BOY! Elephant:Hw old r u

Rat:I'm 30

Elephant:But u luk smal

Rat:I use PONDS AGE MIRACLE;-)

Jara aap please Seema ko bula denge

Man:Jara aap please Seema ko bula denge?

Principle: Aap kaun? Man:Uska DADA!

Principle:Accha! Who to chhutti lekar aapki hi maiyyat pe gayi hai!

Welcome 2 "Sach ka samna"

Welcome 2 "Sach ka samna"

Jawab sirf HAN ya NA me dena hai.

toh lo ap k liye pehla sawal

Kya apne mandiro se chhapal churana chhod diya hai.

i love u

Boy-i lov u,

Do u love me?

Girl-apni surat dekhi he?

isse accha to main suicide kar lu.

Boy-kamini mar jayegi,

par kisi garib k kaam nahi aayegi

Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me padha

Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me padha ki dosto ko mobile se SMS bhejne par Dil ki bimari ho sakti hai??

TO AAJ SE BAND.??

"NEWSPAPER"

Yaar

Bhagvan Ko GUSSA Kab Aata Hai

Bhagvan Ko GUSSA Kab Aata Hai ??

?

?

?

Jab Koi Ladki SADI Se Pehle "PREGNET" Ho Jaye Or Uski MAA Bole.

"HE BHAGVAN TUNE KYA KAR DIYA"

Phone ek "MANDIR"

Phone ek "MANDIR" sMs uska "BHAGWAN"
sMs bhejnewala "BHAKT" padkar sMs karnewala "DANI"
aur Na karnewala mandir ke bahar ka "BHIKHARI"....

Boy-Mujhe aisa kaam batao

Boy-Mujhe aisa kaam batao

jaha mujhe kuch na karna pade

Log kare aur mujhe paise bhi de

Baba- Ja beta.

"shulabh shouchalay" khol de.

Can u pronounc good english?

Can u pronounc good english? Read :woof,roof loof,shoof,woof, shoof,woof,loof, roof,poof,woof,hoof,woof,roof, shoof.
TEST RESULT:U r good dog

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
"Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai"


Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya

Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.

Aap itrate bahut ho dil ko

Aap itrate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho,
Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye,
Par kya kare hamara irada badal jaata hai,
Kyunki aap khate bahut ho...!!


RAKSHABANDAN pe ladki chhedne pe

RAKSHABANDAN pe ladki chhedne pe BHAI banati he,

To fir KARVACHAUTH pe chhedne pe PATI Q nhi

Q.?

Q.?

Q.?

Is SMS ko AAG ki tarha feilao

Hame 'INSAF' Chahiye.

Apne Mobile ko kiss kro,ADRAK ka taste ayega!

Apne Mobile ko kiss kro,ADRAK ka taste ayega! kar k dekho!

Nhi aya

Fir kro,Is bar jarur ayega! Chhod Yar

Bander kya jaane Adrak ka swad.

Kisiko

mat

Kisiko

mat

batana,

K

maine

aapko

khaali

msg

bhejkar

'ullu' BANAYA.

World agar bina GIRLS k ho jae to kya hoga

World agar bina GIRLS k ho jae to kya hoga

Galiyan sunsan

College viraan

Duniya pareshan

Tanha Insaan

Na Jaanu

Na Jaan

Har taraf bas

"JAI HANUMAN".

Where was 'LOVE' Born.?

Where was 'LOVE' Born.?

Guess

Simple

In China..Because It has

NO Warranty and

No Guarantee.!!.

Chale to chand tak

nahi to sham tak...

a child use its thumb 2 chew

a child use its thumb 2 chew

an illiterate use his thumb 2 sign

a winner use his thumb 2 show victory

u monkey is using ur thumb 2 read sms

Karan johar is producing a new film

Karan johar is producing a new film

& searching 4 new talent

i've suggested ur name

plz go & meet him

the movie name is "AQAL HO NA HO"

Most people have 5 senses

Most people have 5 senses

Some people have 6 senses

But u r blessed with 7 senses

An extra sense is NON SENSE

Read each word Reversely

Read each word Reversely:

A

suomaF

rotcoD

dloT

eM

tahT

ylnO

latneM

stneitaP

evaH

ehT

tnelaT

oT

daeR

SMS

revenehW

stI

nettirW

ylesreveR :-)

Girl-Kya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho?

Girl-Kya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho?

Boy-Han Hu

Girl-To Phir Mujhe 1000 Ka RECHARGE Bhej Do

Boy-Mai Tumhara Aashiq Hu

VodaFone Walo Ka DAMAAD Nhi.

Tujhme rab dikhta hai yara mai kya karu

BOY-Tujhme rab dikhta hai yara mai kya karu

GIRL-To darshan le,

dakshina de,

ashirvad le,

aur nikal le,

piche aur bhi bhakt khade hai.

Mere ghar ke samne se bhagi ek "ghodi" wah-wah

Mere ghar ke samne se bhagi ek "ghodi" wah-wah

mere ghar ke samne se bhagi ek "ghodi"

wah wah

fir bhage tum aur "rab ne bnadi jodi

Raat ki Tanhai me

Raat ki Tanhai me

jab koi Aahat Tmhe Jagaye

Chupke se koi Tmhare Bed ke Paas Aaye

to

to

to

Bewakuf Chilla Zor se

CHOR

CHOR..

-

Ye Jo Hath Me 4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai

Ye Jo

Hath Me

4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na

Ye Sirf Msg

Recieve Karne K

Liye Nahi Hai !

Is Se Msg

Send B Hote Hai...

GIRL: Panditji, Mere 2 Affair hai

GIRL: Panditji, Mere 2 Affair hai. Unmese kiske saath meri SHAADI Hogi.?
Woh Khush Nasib Kaun Hoga?

PANDIT: Pehle k Saath Shaadi Hogi & Dusra Khush Nasib Hoga.

Mere Ghar se USA Tak road banao

Man:

Mere Ghar se USA Tak road banao

God:

Mushkil hai,

kuch aur mango

Man:

Wife ko agyakari & samajhdaar banao

God:

Road single banau ya double?

Yeh Biwiya apne pati ko "A.G." kyo kehti hai ?

Yeh Biwiya apne pati ko "A.G." kyo kehti hai ?
Kyuki Biwiya sanskari hoti hai.
Bhare Bazar me "Abe Gadhe" Nahi keh sakti isliye short form rakhti hai..

Agr Question Paper Tuff Lage

Agr Question Paper Tuff Lge

Ya Samajh Me N aye

To

1 Gehri Saans Lo aur

Zor Se Chillao

Kamino Fail Hi Krna He

To Exam Kyo Lete Ho?

Ye ek jadu he

Ye ek jadu he.

agar tum 10 bar button dabaoge to sweet ban jaoge.

BUDDHU ! Tumhe koi jadu ki jarurat nahi he.

U R ALREADY SO...SWEET.

Zalimo tum bhi MSG karo

Arz kiya he..

Gam he

aur

Tanhai He

{Wah Wah- 2}

Gum he

aur

Tanhai he

Zalimo tum bhi MSG karo

Meri kya mufat ki kamayi he..?

Bhuloge to yaad dilaynge?Rowoge to hasaynge

Bhuloge to yaad dilaynge Rowoge to hasaynge,
Ruthoge to manayge Ham "WANTED" K RADHE hai,
"GHAJNI" k sanjay singhania nahi jo 15 minit me bhul jayenge.

Ek Lady Cheque Cash Karwane Bank Gayi

Ek Lady Cheque Cash Karwane Bank Gayi..

Clerk- Sign Karo

Lady- Kaise

Clerk- Jaise Khat K Aakhir Me Karti Ho

She Wrote- 'AAP K MUNNE KI MAA'..

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..

Har sms bhejne se pehle,

CUSTOMER CARE wale khud call kar k puche..

beta sach me bhejna hai ya galti se sent ho gaya tha.. . .?

EK BHOOT NE DUSRE BHOOT SE KAHA

EK BHOOT NE DUSRE BHOOT SE KAHA,

KITNI AJEEB BAAT HAI NA' LADKE MARNE KE BAAD BHOOT BAN JATE HAIN,

AUR LADKIYAAN CHUDEL KI CHUDEL HI REHTI HAIN......

Shadi k dusre din beti apni ma se

Shadi k dusre din beti apni ma se"aaj meri unse ladai ho gy"

Ma-Shadi me jhagde to hote rhte h

Beti-"vo to thik h pr ab"LAASH"ka kya Kru.

Boy & GirL were KiSsing Each Othr

Boy & GirL were KiSsing Each Othr.

Suddnly

Girls Dad Comes

Dad-Kya kar rahi Ho?

GirL-Dad,Is Sale ne Meri Vaseline Laga Li thi.Wapas Le rahi Hu.

Dosti ki galio me

Dosti ki galio me koi gam na ho

Hamari ye dosti kabhi kam na ho

Apko mile har roj

nayi-nayi girl FRIEND

Jinki umar 80 se kam na ho

JOKEZONE

Santa: Mere Pass gaddi, bangla Paisa hai- tere pass Kya hai

Banta:- Mere Pass b gaddi, bangla Paisa hai

Santa- Oye Teri ki Fir apni Maa Kis k pass he

Wrong code

Enter code to kiss

Katrina's lips

¤

¤¤

¤¤¤

¤¤¤¤

Wrong code

U hv kissed to

Mamta Banarji's HIPS...!

Wash ur mouth & try again.

Santa-Tu janta he mere dada Itne shaktishali the

Santa-Tu janta he mere dada Itne shaktishali the

Wo Ek Din 10 fit ucchai se necche gir Gye.

Banta-Fir Kya Huwa

Santa-Mar Gaye Aur Kya..