MORNING is GOD's way of Saying:FOR 1 MORE TIME LIVE LIFE!
MAKE A DIFFERENCE!
TOUCH 1 HEART!
ENCOURAGE 1 MIND!
INSPIRE 1 SOUL!
Good Morning
Ur Time is Over
Yamraj=Ur Time is Over
Katrina=Kya koi Rasta Hai Bachne ka?
Yam=Ha!
SMS Padhne wale ko KISS Karo..
Katrina=Oh Shit!
Fir to Mujhe Utha Hi Lo..
Inbox ki gawahi
Inbox ki gawahi or bayano ko madde nazar rakhte hue.
MSG padh rahe MUJRIM par sacha dost hone ka jurm sabit hota hai.
O F ki dafa 143 ke tehat mujrim k
James Bond Had
James Bond Had A Gujarati Sister How Does She Introduces Herself?
How?
How?
Dont Know...
She Says:
I Am Bon, James Ni Bon...!!!
Apne Nurse bahut Achhi
PATIENT: Apne Nurse bahut Achhi rkhi h,
Uska Hath lagte hi Mai Thik ho gya
DOCTOR: Janta hu, Thappad ki Awaaz Mujhe b Sunai di.
Why are American names
Why are American names like Jackson, Wilson, Markson,
Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davison, Jemson?
So that mom can remember who is whose son
PAPAD' aur 'THAPPAD
'PAPAD' aur 'THAPPAD'
mein kya fark hai?
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zyada socho mat
KHAKE DEKHO
KhudaNe chotaSa dil diya
KhudaNe chotaSa dil diya
Dilme yad rhne k lye 1dost dya
Lekin kismtNe esa khel khela
K dostNe chillar bachane k lye smsKarna chhodDiya
Class room is justLike
Class room is justLike a train
1st 2 benchs r RESERVED COACHS
middle 3 benchs r gnrel compartment
Last 2benchs r VIP sleeper coachs
dafa 302 ke Tehet.
|----!- | '.o | /|\ Fasi | J L
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dafa 302 ke
Tehet.
Ye bhi tumari tarah sms nahi karta tha
Latka diya sale ko
After almost 30 years
After almost 30 years amitabh can finally answer shashi kapoor.."
Agar tumhare paas MAA hai toh mere paas 'PAA' hai...
Lion came across
Lion came across a pig n said, 'I roar n d jungle fears"
Pig replies: Now a days 'I sneeze n d world fears".
How things change with times.
Hw old r u
Rat: Hw old r u?
Elephant:15yrs
Rat:But u luk big
Elpht:I'm a COMPLAN BOY! Elephant:Hw old r u
Rat:I'm 30
Elephant:But u luk smal
Rat:I use PONDS AGE MIRACLE;-)
Jara aap please Seema ko bula denge
Man:Jara aap please Seema ko bula denge?
Principle: Aap kaun? Man:Uska DADA!
Principle:Accha! Who to chhutti lekar aapki hi maiyyat pe gayi hai!
Welcome 2 "Sach ka samna"
Welcome 2 "Sach ka samna"
Jawab sirf HAN ya NA me dena hai.
toh lo ap k liye pehla sawal
Kya apne mandiro se chhapal churana chhod diya hai.
i love u
Boy-i lov u,
Do u love me?
Girl-apni surat dekhi he?
isse accha to main suicide kar lu.
Boy-kamini mar jayegi,
par kisi garib k kaam nahi aayegi
Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me padha
Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me padha ki dosto ko mobile se SMS bhejne par Dil ki bimari ho sakti hai??
TO AAJ SE BAND.??
"NEWSPAPER"
Yaar
Bhagvan Ko GUSSA Kab Aata Hai
Bhagvan Ko GUSSA Kab Aata Hai ??
?
?
?
Jab Koi Ladki SADI Se Pehle "PREGNET" Ho Jaye Or Uski MAA Bole.
"HE BHAGVAN TUNE KYA KAR DIYA"
Phone ek "MANDIR"
Phone ek "MANDIR" sMs uska "BHAGWAN"
sMs bhejnewala "BHAKT" padkar sMs karnewala "DANI"
aur Na karnewala mandir ke bahar ka "BHIKHARI"....
Boy-Mujhe aisa kaam batao
Boy-Mujhe aisa kaam batao
jaha mujhe kuch na karna pade
Log kare aur mujhe paise bhi de
Baba- Ja beta.
"shulabh shouchalay" khol de.
Can u pronounc good english?
Can u pronounc good english? Read :woof,roof loof,shoof,woof, shoof,woof,loof, roof,poof,woof,hoof,woof,roof, shoof.
TEST RESULT:U r good dog
Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
"Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai"
Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya
Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.
Aap itrate bahut ho dil ko
Aap itrate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho,
Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye,
Par kya kare hamara irada badal jaata hai,
Kyunki aap khate bahut ho...!!
RAKSHABANDAN pe ladki chhedne pe
RAKSHABANDAN pe ladki chhedne pe BHAI banati he,
To fir KARVACHAUTH pe chhedne pe PATI Q nhi
Q.?
Q.?
Q.?
Is SMS ko AAG ki tarha feilao
Hame 'INSAF' Chahiye.
Apne Mobile ko kiss kro,ADRAK ka taste ayega!
Apne Mobile ko kiss kro,ADRAK ka taste ayega! kar k dekho!
Nhi aya
Fir kro,Is bar jarur ayega! Chhod Yar
Bander kya jaane Adrak ka swad.
Kisiko
mat
Kisiko
mat
batana,
K
maine
aapko
khaali
msg
bhejkar
'ullu' BANAYA.
World agar bina GIRLS k ho jae to kya hoga
World agar bina GIRLS k ho jae to kya hoga
Galiyan sunsan
College viraan
Duniya pareshan
Tanha Insaan
Na Jaanu
Na Jaan
Har taraf bas
"JAI HANUMAN".
Where was 'LOVE' Born.?
Where was 'LOVE' Born.?
Guess
Simple
In China..Because It has
NO Warranty and
No Guarantee.!!.
Chale to chand tak
nahi to sham tak...
a child use its thumb 2 chew
a child use its thumb 2 chew
an illiterate use his thumb 2 sign
a winner use his thumb 2 show victory
u monkey is using ur thumb 2 read sms
Karan johar is producing a new film
Karan johar is producing a new film
& searching 4 new talent
i've suggested ur name
plz go & meet him
the movie name is "AQAL HO NA HO"
Most people have 5 senses
Most people have 5 senses
Some people have 6 senses
But u r blessed with 7 senses
An extra sense is NON SENSE
Read each word Reversely
Read each word Reversely:
A
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
SMS
revenehW
stI
nettirW
ylesreveR :-)
Girl-Kya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho?
Girl-Kya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho?
Boy-Han Hu
Girl-To Phir Mujhe 1000 Ka RECHARGE Bhej Do
Boy-Mai Tumhara Aashiq Hu
VodaFone Walo Ka DAMAAD Nhi.
Tujhme rab dikhta hai yara mai kya karu
BOY-Tujhme rab dikhta hai yara mai kya karu
GIRL-To darshan le,
dakshina de,
ashirvad le,
aur nikal le,
piche aur bhi bhakt khade hai.
Mere ghar ke samne se bhagi ek "ghodi" wah-wah
Mere ghar ke samne se bhagi ek "ghodi" wah-wah
mere ghar ke samne se bhagi ek "ghodi"
wah wah
fir bhage tum aur "rab ne bnadi jodi
Raat ki Tanhai me
Raat ki Tanhai me
jab koi Aahat Tmhe Jagaye
Chupke se koi Tmhare Bed ke Paas Aaye
to
to
to
Bewakuf Chilla Zor se
CHOR
CHOR..
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Ye Jo Hath Me 4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai
Ye Jo
Hath Me
4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na
Ye Sirf Msg
Recieve Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai !
Is Se Msg
Send B Hote Hai...
GIRL: Panditji, Mere 2 Affair hai
GIRL: Panditji, Mere 2 Affair hai. Unmese kiske saath meri SHAADI Hogi.?
Woh Khush Nasib Kaun Hoga?
PANDIT: Pehle k Saath Shaadi Hogi & Dusra Khush Nasib Hoga.
Mere Ghar se USA Tak road banao
Man:
Mere Ghar se USA Tak road banao
God:
Mushkil hai,
kuch aur mango
Man:
Wife ko agyakari & samajhdaar banao
God:
Road single banau ya double?
Yeh Biwiya apne pati ko "A.G." kyo kehti hai ?
Yeh Biwiya apne pati ko "A.G." kyo kehti hai ?
Kyuki Biwiya sanskari hoti hai.
Bhare Bazar me "Abe Gadhe" Nahi keh sakti isliye short form rakhti hai..
Agr Question Paper Tuff Lage
Agr Question Paper Tuff Lge
Ya Samajh Me N aye
To
1 Gehri Saans Lo aur
Zor Se Chillao
Kamino Fail Hi Krna He
To Exam Kyo Lete Ho?
Ye ek jadu he
Ye ek jadu he.
agar tum 10 bar button dabaoge to sweet ban jaoge.
BUDDHU ! Tumhe koi jadu ki jarurat nahi he.
U R ALREADY SO...SWEET.
Zalimo tum bhi MSG karo
Arz kiya he..
Gam he
aur
Tanhai He
{Wah Wah- 2}
Gum he
aur
Tanhai he
Zalimo tum bhi MSG karo
Meri kya mufat ki kamayi he..?
Bhuloge to yaad dilaynge?Rowoge to hasaynge
Bhuloge to yaad dilaynge Rowoge to hasaynge,
Ruthoge to manayge Ham "WANTED" K RADHE hai,
"GHAJNI" k sanjay singhania nahi jo 15 minit me bhul jayenge.
Ek Lady Cheque Cash Karwane Bank Gayi
Ek Lady Cheque Cash Karwane Bank Gayi..
Clerk- Sign Karo
Lady- Kaise
Clerk- Jaise Khat K Aakhir Me Karti Ho
She Wrote- 'AAP K MUNNE KI MAA'..
Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki
Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..
Har sms bhejne se pehle,
CUSTOMER CARE wale khud call kar k puche..
beta sach me bhejna hai ya galti se sent ho gaya tha.. . .?
EK BHOOT NE DUSRE BHOOT SE KAHA
EK BHOOT NE DUSRE BHOOT SE KAHA,
KITNI AJEEB BAAT HAI NA' LADKE MARNE KE BAAD BHOOT BAN JATE HAIN,
AUR LADKIYAAN CHUDEL KI CHUDEL HI REHTI HAIN......
Shadi k dusre din beti apni ma se
Shadi k dusre din beti apni ma se"aaj meri unse ladai ho gy"
Ma-Shadi me jhagde to hote rhte h
Beti-"vo to thik h pr ab"LAASH"ka kya Kru.
Boy & GirL were KiSsing Each Othr
Boy & GirL were KiSsing Each Othr.
Suddnly
Girls Dad Comes
Dad-Kya kar rahi Ho?
GirL-Dad,Is Sale ne Meri Vaseline Laga Li thi.Wapas Le rahi Hu.
Dosti ki galio me
Dosti ki galio me koi gam na ho
Hamari ye dosti kabhi kam na ho
Apko mile har roj
nayi-nayi girl FRIEND
Jinki umar 80 se kam na ho
JOKEZONE
Santa: Mere Pass gaddi, bangla Paisa hai- tere pass Kya hai
Banta:- Mere Pass b gaddi, bangla Paisa hai
Santa- Oye Teri ki Fir apni Maa Kis k pass he
Wrong code
Enter code to kiss
Katrina's lips
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Wrong code
U hv kissed to
Mamta Banarji's HIPS...!
Wash ur mouth & try again.
Santa-Tu janta he mere dada Itne shaktishali the
Santa-Tu janta he mere dada Itne shaktishali the
Wo Ek Din 10 fit ucchai se necche gir Gye.
Banta-Fir Kya Huwa
Santa-Mar Gaye Aur Kya..
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