ADULT, NON-VEG, SEXY SMS

I'll do it slowly

Girl: It's 2 tight.
Boy: Don't worry,I'll do it slowly.
G: Push it in. B: I can't.
G: It's painful. B: forget it.
We'll buy new
WEDDING RING!


A judge charged

A judge charged 10,800 fine
to a man,when asked why 10,800
judge replied 10,000 for rape
and 8% entertainment tax.


What is mangalsutra?

Mother-Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra?
Daughter-Yes,It is the License,
to enjoy KAMASUTRA


Mrs.Meena Gud News 4 U

Doctor- Mrs.Meena

Gud News

4 U!

Meena- What Do

U

Mean By Mrs.Meena!

I'm Unmarried.

Doctor- Miss Meena,

Bad

News

4 U!

Birbal:Maharaj Ghana divas thaya

Birbal:Maharaj Ghana divas thaya SMS nathi avta

Akbar:Su kaho 6o Birbal,SMS nathi avta Aa lo

BHALO

--------->; ane je na mokle ani GAND ma ghalo.

A good Teacher Is

A good Teacher Is Just Like Short Skirt Of Saniya Mirza,!

Bcoz

They Will Not Cover d whole Syllabus

But

Cover d

Important Portions.

Due to accident a man lost his

Due to accident a man lost his
COCK
Dr.ask his wife"ab usko GADHE
ka ya KUTTE ka dalna padega,
kya kru
Wife:gadhe ka hi dal do KUTTA to
ghar pe he

Dad Watching FTV

Dad Watching FTV,Suddenly Son came.
FATHR-Garib Ladkiya hai,Kapde Lene k liye b Paise nahi hai.
Son-Isse b Garib aaye to mujhe bula len

Girl -This is My Japanese Top Rs.6000

Girl -This is My Japanese Top Rs.6000 & dis is My American jeans Rs.8000
Boy-pehle Jeans Ki Zip Band Kar,25 Rs. wali Desi Chadi dikh rahi h

Bahu saas ke paon daba rahi thi

Bahu saas ke paon daba rahi thi. itnemehi ghaghra upar ho gaya.
Bahu boli PRANAM,
SAS:kisko?
Bahu: sasurji ki runbhumi aur
mere pati ki janm bhumi

Bache ki muthi

Bache ki muthi delivery k baad band thi
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme i-pill tha aur haath me likha tha
Jaako rakhe saiya maar sake na koy

LADKA LADKI DONO TAB ME NANGE NHA RAHE THE

4-4 SAL K LADKA LADKI DONO TAB ME NANGE NHA RAHE THE
LADKI BOLI ME TERI SUSU PAKAD LU
LADKA BOLA NAHIN APNI TO TOD DI , MERI BHI TODEGI kya..

y do men chase women

Que-y do men chase women

wen they hv no intention of marrying?

Ans-for the same reason dogs chase cars

wen they hv no intention of driving.

Peeli peeli khichdy ne peelo peelo goul

Peeli peeli khichdy ne peelo peelo goul.
Aajne chokari na jovo to tenes jevda boll .?

GIRL TO DOCTOR

Girl to doctor: Maine galti se " i-PiLL" ki goli kha li hai.. kya karu??

Doctor: 72 ghanto ke andar SEX KAR lo warna...

Goli waste ho jayegi...!!

NOW WE CAN'T EVEN RELY ON CANDLES.

In pathology lab,nun's samples r mixed up.Report shows her pregnant. Seeing d report,Nun:GOD! NOW WE CAN'T EVEN RELY ON CANDLES.

DO U EVER REMOVE UR PANT AND SCRATCH?

Bhola scratches his helmet when his head feel itchy. Papu- remove d helmet 2 scratch? Bhola- do u ever REMOVE UR PANT AND SCRATCH?

SPEECH ON INTIMACY

Jay had to give speech on INTIMACY.He adjusted d mic and said-frnds, it gives me GREAT PLEASURE.. and SAT DOWN.

DO U USE COLD CREAM IN-BETWEEN?

Jaggu complaints in bed-so unresponsive,do u use COLD CREAM IN-BETWEEN? Preeto taunting-u must b using vanishing cream between urs.

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BF N HUSBAND

Husband-y women think having a boyfrnd is more fun than having a husband? What is d difference? Wife-45 minutes

WHAT DID U SEE IN ME TO FALL IN LOVE?

Girl-what did u see in me to fall in love? Boy-i havent seen anything yet,but i have fallen in love to see.

IF U REALLY MEAN IT

Jaggu: why is that the girl looks down when you say i love you?! Naughty Pappu: to see If you really mean it.

NAUGHTY PAPPU

Ardent movie fan JAGGU asked: name some films that almost have the same stories? Naughty PAPPU promptly replied: blue films.

THEN WHY DID YOU SLEEP FACING TOWARDS ME LAST NIGHT?

Gay to his partner: Honey! Are you angry with me? Partner: no! Why? 1st gay: THEN WHY DID YOU SLEEP FACING TOWARDS ME LAST NIGHT?

NICE THOUGHT

Nice Thought- Woman always try to impress man by wearing beautiful dresses. Unfortunately men r impressed only wen they remove those dresses

Is Sale ne Meri Vaseline Laga Li thi

Boy & GirL were KiSsing Each Othr.

Suddnly

Girls Dad Comes

Dad=Kya kar rahi Ho?

GirL=Dad,Is Sale ne Meri Vaseline Laga Li thi.Wapas Le rahi Hu.

Wrong code

Enter code to kiss

Katrina's lips

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U hv kissed to

Mamta Banarji's HIPS...!

Wash ur mouth & try again.