Pani Dekh K

Pani Dekh K Pyas Lagti He

Shadi Dekh K Hume B Aas Dikhti He,

Hum Logo Ko Kaise Smjaye ?

Har Jhakkas Ladki Ki MAA Hume Apni SAAS Lagti hai...

FUNNY, COMEDY SMS

MORNING is GOD's way

MORNING is GOD's way of Saying:FOR 1 MORE TIME LIVE LIFE!

MAKE A DIFFERENCE!

TOUCH 1 HEART!

ENCOURAGE 1 MIND!

INSPIRE 1 SOUL!

Good Morning

Ur Time is Over

Yamraj=Ur Time is Over

Katrina=Kya koi Rasta Hai Bachne ka?

Yam=Ha!

SMS Padhne wale ko KISS Karo..

Katrina=Oh Shit!

Fir to Mujhe Utha Hi Lo..

Inbox ki gawahi

Inbox ki gawahi or bayano ko madde nazar rakhte hue.

MSG padh rahe MUJRIM par sacha dost hone ka jurm sabit hota hai.

O F ki dafa 143 ke tehat mujrim k

James Bond Had

James Bond Had A Gujarati Sister How Does She Introduces Herself?

How?

How?

Dont Know...

She Says:

I Am Bon, James Ni Bon...!!!

Apne Nurse bahut Achhi

PATIENT: Apne Nurse bahut Achhi rkhi h,

Uska Hath lagte hi Mai Thik ho gya

DOCTOR: Janta hu, Thappad ki Awaaz Mujhe b Sunai di.

Why are American names

Why are American names like Jackson, Wilson, Markson,
Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davison, Jemson?

So that mom can remember who is whose son

PAPAD' aur 'THAPPAD

'PAPAD' aur 'THAPPAD'

mein kya fark hai?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

zyada socho mat

KHAKE DEKHO

KhudaNe chotaSa dil diya

KhudaNe chotaSa dil diya

Dilme yad rhne k lye 1dost dya

Lekin kismtNe esa khel khela

K dostNe chillar bachane k lye smsKarna chhodDiya

Class room is justLike

Class room is justLike a train

1st 2 benchs r RESERVED COACHS

middle 3 benchs r gnrel compartment

Last 2benchs r VIP sleeper coachs

dafa 302 ke Tehet.

|----!- | '.o | /|\ Fasi | J L

=========

dafa 302 ke

Tehet.

Ye bhi tumari tarah sms nahi karta tha

Latka diya sale ko

After almost 30 years

After almost 30 years amitabh can finally answer shashi kapoor.."
Agar tumhare paas MAA hai toh mere paas 'PAA' hai...

Lion came across

Lion came across a pig n said, 'I roar n d jungle fears"

Pig replies: Now a days 'I sneeze n d world fears".

How things change with times.

Hw old r u

Rat: Hw old r u?

Elephant:15yrs

Rat:But u luk big

Elpht:I'm a COMPLAN BOY! Elephant:Hw old r u

Rat:I'm 30

Elephant:But u luk smal

Rat:I use PONDS AGE MIRACLE;-)

Jara aap please Seema ko bula denge

Man:Jara aap please Seema ko bula denge?

Principle: Aap kaun? Man:Uska DADA!

Principle:Accha! Who to chhutti lekar aapki hi maiyyat pe gayi hai!

Welcome 2 "Sach ka samna"

Welcome 2 "Sach ka samna"

Jawab sirf HAN ya NA me dena hai.

toh lo ap k liye pehla sawal

Kya apne mandiro se chhapal churana chhod diya hai.

i love u

Boy-i lov u,

Do u love me?

Girl-apni surat dekhi he?

isse accha to main suicide kar lu.

Boy-kamini mar jayegi,

par kisi garib k kaam nahi aayegi

Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me padha

Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me padha ki dosto ko mobile se SMS bhejne par Dil ki bimari ho sakti hai??

TO AAJ SE BAND.??

"NEWSPAPER"

Yaar

Bhagvan Ko GUSSA Kab Aata Hai

Bhagvan Ko GUSSA Kab Aata Hai ??

?

?

?

Jab Koi Ladki SADI Se Pehle "PREGNET" Ho Jaye Or Uski MAA Bole.

"HE BHAGVAN TUNE KYA KAR DIYA"

Phone ek "MANDIR"

Phone ek "MANDIR" sMs uska "BHAGWAN"
sMs bhejnewala "BHAKT" padkar sMs karnewala "DANI"
aur Na karnewala mandir ke bahar ka "BHIKHARI"....

Boy-Mujhe aisa kaam batao

Boy-Mujhe aisa kaam batao

jaha mujhe kuch na karna pade

Log kare aur mujhe paise bhi de

Baba- Ja beta.

"shulabh shouchalay" khol de.

Can u pronounc good english?

Can u pronounc good english? Read :woof,roof loof,shoof,woof, shoof,woof,loof, roof,poof,woof,hoof,woof,roof, shoof.
TEST RESULT:U r good dog

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
"Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai"


Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya

Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.

Aap itrate bahut ho dil ko

Aap itrate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho,
Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye,
Par kya kare hamara irada badal jaata hai,
Kyunki aap khate bahut ho...!!


RAKSHABANDAN pe ladki chhedne pe

RAKSHABANDAN pe ladki chhedne pe BHAI banati he,

To fir KARVACHAUTH pe chhedne pe PATI Q nhi

Q.?

Q.?

Q.?

Is SMS ko AAG ki tarha feilao

Hame 'INSAF' Chahiye.

Apne Mobile ko kiss kro,ADRAK ka taste ayega!

Apne Mobile ko kiss kro,ADRAK ka taste ayega! kar k dekho!

Nhi aya

Fir kro,Is bar jarur ayega! Chhod Yar

Bander kya jaane Adrak ka swad.

Kisiko

mat

Kisiko

mat

batana,

K

maine

aapko

khaali

msg

bhejkar

'ullu' BANAYA.

World agar bina GIRLS k ho jae to kya hoga

World agar bina GIRLS k ho jae to kya hoga

Galiyan sunsan

College viraan

Duniya pareshan

Tanha Insaan

Na Jaanu

Na Jaan

Har taraf bas

"JAI HANUMAN".

Where was 'LOVE' Born.?

Where was 'LOVE' Born.?

Guess

Simple

In China..Because It has

NO Warranty and

No Guarantee.!!.

Chale to chand tak

nahi to sham tak...

a child use its thumb 2 chew

a child use its thumb 2 chew

an illiterate use his thumb 2 sign

a winner use his thumb 2 show victory

u monkey is using ur thumb 2 read sms

Karan johar is producing a new film

Karan johar is producing a new film

& searching 4 new talent

i've suggested ur name

plz go & meet him

the movie name is "AQAL HO NA HO"

Most people have 5 senses

Most people have 5 senses

Some people have 6 senses

But u r blessed with 7 senses

An extra sense is NON SENSE

Read each word Reversely

Read each word Reversely:

A

suomaF

rotcoD

dloT

eM

tahT

ylnO

latneM

stneitaP

evaH

ehT

tnelaT

oT

daeR

SMS

revenehW

stI

nettirW

ylesreveR :-)

Girl-Kya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho?

Girl-Kya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho?

Boy-Han Hu

Girl-To Phir Mujhe 1000 Ka RECHARGE Bhej Do

Boy-Mai Tumhara Aashiq Hu

VodaFone Walo Ka DAMAAD Nhi.

Tujhme rab dikhta hai yara mai kya karu

BOY-Tujhme rab dikhta hai yara mai kya karu

GIRL-To darshan le,

dakshina de,

ashirvad le,

aur nikal le,

piche aur bhi bhakt khade hai.

Mere ghar ke samne se bhagi ek "ghodi" wah-wah

Mere ghar ke samne se bhagi ek "ghodi" wah-wah

mere ghar ke samne se bhagi ek "ghodi"

wah wah

fir bhage tum aur "rab ne bnadi jodi

Raat ki Tanhai me

Raat ki Tanhai me

jab koi Aahat Tmhe Jagaye

Chupke se koi Tmhare Bed ke Paas Aaye

to

to

to

Bewakuf Chilla Zor se

CHOR

CHOR..

-

Ye Jo Hath Me 4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai

Ye Jo

Hath Me

4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na

Ye Sirf Msg

Recieve Karne K

Liye Nahi Hai !

Is Se Msg

Send B Hote Hai...

GIRL: Panditji, Mere 2 Affair hai

GIRL: Panditji, Mere 2 Affair hai. Unmese kiske saath meri SHAADI Hogi.?
Woh Khush Nasib Kaun Hoga?

PANDIT: Pehle k Saath Shaadi Hogi & Dusra Khush Nasib Hoga.

Mere Ghar se USA Tak road banao

Man:

Mere Ghar se USA Tak road banao

God:

Mushkil hai,

kuch aur mango

Man:

Wife ko agyakari & samajhdaar banao

God:

Road single banau ya double?

Yeh Biwiya apne pati ko "A.G." kyo kehti hai ?

Yeh Biwiya apne pati ko "A.G." kyo kehti hai ?
Kyuki Biwiya sanskari hoti hai.
Bhare Bazar me "Abe Gadhe" Nahi keh sakti isliye short form rakhti hai..

Agr Question Paper Tuff Lage

Agr Question Paper Tuff Lge

Ya Samajh Me N aye

To

1 Gehri Saans Lo aur

Zor Se Chillao

Kamino Fail Hi Krna He

To Exam Kyo Lete Ho?

Ye ek jadu he

Ye ek jadu he.

agar tum 10 bar button dabaoge to sweet ban jaoge.

BUDDHU ! Tumhe koi jadu ki jarurat nahi he.

U R ALREADY SO...SWEET.

Zalimo tum bhi MSG karo

Arz kiya he..

Gam he

aur

Tanhai He

{Wah Wah- 2}

Gum he

aur

Tanhai he

Zalimo tum bhi MSG karo

Meri kya mufat ki kamayi he..?

Bhuloge to yaad dilaynge?Rowoge to hasaynge

Bhuloge to yaad dilaynge Rowoge to hasaynge,
Ruthoge to manayge Ham "WANTED" K RADHE hai,
"GHAJNI" k sanjay singhania nahi jo 15 minit me bhul jayenge.

Ek Lady Cheque Cash Karwane Bank Gayi

Ek Lady Cheque Cash Karwane Bank Gayi..

Clerk- Sign Karo

Lady- Kaise

Clerk- Jaise Khat K Aakhir Me Karti Ho

She Wrote- 'AAP K MUNNE KI MAA'..

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..

Har sms bhejne se pehle,

CUSTOMER CARE wale khud call kar k puche..

beta sach me bhejna hai ya galti se sent ho gaya tha.. . .?

EK BHOOT NE DUSRE BHOOT SE KAHA

EK BHOOT NE DUSRE BHOOT SE KAHA,

KITNI AJEEB BAAT HAI NA' LADKE MARNE KE BAAD BHOOT BAN JATE HAIN,

AUR LADKIYAAN CHUDEL KI CHUDEL HI REHTI HAIN......

Shadi k dusre din beti apni ma se

Shadi k dusre din beti apni ma se"aaj meri unse ladai ho gy"

Ma-Shadi me jhagde to hote rhte h

Beti-"vo to thik h pr ab"LAASH"ka kya Kru.

Boy & GirL were KiSsing Each Othr

Boy & GirL were KiSsing Each Othr.

Suddnly

Girls Dad Comes

Dad-Kya kar rahi Ho?

GirL-Dad,Is Sale ne Meri Vaseline Laga Li thi.Wapas Le rahi Hu.

Dosti ki galio me

Dosti ki galio me koi gam na ho

Hamari ye dosti kabhi kam na ho

Apko mile har roj

nayi-nayi girl FRIEND

Jinki umar 80 se kam na ho

JOKEZONE

Santa: Mere Pass gaddi, bangla Paisa hai- tere pass Kya hai

Banta:- Mere Pass b gaddi, bangla Paisa hai

Santa- Oye Teri ki Fir apni Maa Kis k pass he

Wrong code

Enter code to kiss

Katrina's lips

¤

¤¤

¤¤¤

¤¤¤¤

Wrong code

U hv kissed to

Mamta Banarji's HIPS...!

Wash ur mouth & try again.

Santa-Tu janta he mere dada Itne shaktishali the

Santa-Tu janta he mere dada Itne shaktishali the

Wo Ek Din 10 fit ucchai se necche gir Gye.

Banta-Fir Kya Huwa

Santa-Mar Gaye Aur Kya..