Teacher:-MotorCycle ke Kitne Tyers Hote Hai?
Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se):- How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k Aur 2 Cycle ke..!
Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gya
Santa:Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gya,
Banta:Fir tumne kya kaha?
Santa:Maine kaha Google pe search krlo,
mil jaye to download kr lena...
Santa ka baap
Santa ka baap UK se aya
usne pucha-teri Maa
kahan h?
Santa-wo to marr gyi
Baap-saale tune
mujhe btaya Q nhi?
Snta-Maine socha
Surprise dunga
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai
Santa to Wife
SANTA:-je main mar gaya te tu duja viah karengi?
Wife:-nahi,Me apni bhen nal rahngi, Par je me mar gayi?
SANTA:-main ve teri bhen nal rahuga
Santa to doctor
Santa to doctor - Dr: when i sleep monkeys play football in my dream..
Dr:no problem just take this medicine before sleep.
Santa: kal se loonga aaj raat ko final hai.
Santa 2 Shopkeeper
Santa 2 Shopkeeper:Tumne Mere Naukar Se Badtamizi Ki.
Shopkeeper:Sorry Sir,Ab Se Aapka Kutta Bhi Aayega To Hum Samjhenge Ki Aap Hi Aaye Hai.
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
Santa sitting on road
Santa sitting on road, Banta ask y r u wasting time?
Santa: I m taking revenge.
Banta: How?
Santa: Waqt ne muje barbad kiya he, Ab me waqt barbad kar raha hu.
Santa angoor bech raha tha
Santa angoor bech raha tha
magar keh rha tha aalu le lo aalu
Banta ne kaha yeh to angoor hai
Santa- Chup ho jao wrna makhiya aa jayegi..!
Santa: Mere Pass gaddi, bangla Paisa hai- tere pass Kya hai
Santa: Mere Pass gaddi, bangla Paisa hai- tere pass Kya hai
Banta:- Mere Pass b gaddi, bangla Paisa hai
Santa- Oye Teri ki Fir apni Maa Kis k pass he
Santa-Tu janta he mere dada Itne shaktishali the
Santa-Tu janta he mere dada Itne shaktishali the
Wo Ek Din 10 fit ucchai se necche gir Gye.
Banta-Fir Kya Huwa
Santa-Mar Gaye Aur Kya..
3 comments:
Ha ha ha, great collection
arj hai
Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo, ye shaurat bhi lelo, ye daulat bhi lelo, ye shaurat bhi lelo.
Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo
source: Santa Banta the Pagal Sardar
Great collection of free text sms
like marathi sms. Read it, Share it, Suggest new one......
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